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The Devil went down to Digg, he was looking for some content to steal.

He was in a bind cause he was way behind so he was willing to make a deal.

He came upon this young man Digging some submissions and making em hot!

When he saw him he shot a DM that said “Boy lemme tell you wat!”

“In case you didn’t know it I’m a Power Digger too, and if you care to make a dare I’ll make a bet with you. Now you’re a pretty good Digger boy but give the Devil his due, I’ll bet a Shovel of Gold against your Mac Book Pro ‘Co$ I think I’m better than you!”

The Boy said “My name’s Andy, and it might be a sin, but I’ll take your bet, you’re gonna regret ‘cause I’m the best that’s ever been!”

Andy fire up your feeds and plug submissions hard, cause hell’s broke loose on Digg and the Devil’s a retard. If you win you get this shiny shovel made of Gold, but if you lose the Devil gets your Mac Book Prooooooooooo!

The Devil fired up his Dell and he said I’ll start this show, and fire flew from his finger tips his home page was Beebo. When he pulled in his RSS it made an evil hiss, then some outsources from India jumped in and it sounded something like this:

“hello buddy it’s Ramish..can I get a Digg? http://Digg.com/D3v1L?”

“I can get Digg for friend? http://Digg.com/D3v1L?”

When the Devil finished Andy said: “Well you’re pretty good ole’ son, but sit back in your chair right there and lemme show you how it’s done!” Hey Played

College Humor, The Oatmeal, and XKCD! Glen Beck’s a fag, Anti Scientology. Tea Party Morons, The Daily Show, Zombie Apocolypse, and Sarah Pailn’s a ho!

Well the Devil bowed his head ‘cause he knew that he’d been beat, and he laid that Golden Shovel on the ground at Andy’s feat. “Devil just come on back if you ever wanna try again, and when you’re asked my user name well it’s MRBABYMAN!” He played:

College Humor, The Oatmeal, and XKCD! Glen Beck’s a fag, Anti Scientology. Tea Party Morons, The Daily Show, Zombie Apocolypse, and Sarah Pailn’s a ho!